1. My dog is beautiful, really beautiful... but he's also really disobedient. I think he just has so much energy and my parents are trying hard to keep up with him.
Neighbor: [Walking down the street with a poodle] Did your dog go to obedience school?
Dad: Yes, he went
Neighbor: ...Did he pass obedience school?
Dad: He got a certificate...
Neighbor: [Beat] ...I think he failed
Sigh. He has ADD.
2. One of the many funny, nerdy Dad quotes:
[In the middle of our conversation on predestination v. free will, apparently, they're talking about it at Men's Bible Study; primary doctrines v. secondary doctrines, etc.]
Joyce: I've talked to a lot of non-believers who keep asking about this issue. It's just really not the main point of it all!
Dad: I haven't seen so many brothers and sisters get so excited about an issue.
Joyce: Why?? [Shakes arm]
Dad: ...it's because they haven't understood God's sovereignty.
Haha.
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3. Corny jokes from an uncle at Phyl's bridal shower:
Mr. Yang: Do you know that when Phyllis and Dan get married, Mrs. Sa will get two degrees?
Bridesmaids: Ohh. What are they?
Mr. Yang: The first is Ph. D.
Mrs. Sa: Phyllis and Dan!
Mr. Yang: The second is a law degree. Mother-in-law!
[Mr. Yang arrives to help set up at the bridal shower]
Taiwanese aunties: Ah!! You're here, come help the shower!
Mr. Yang: What!! I already showered today!
Hahahaha.
Comments (1)
is your dog named Emma?